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We're not going to say "Twilight: Breaking Foot." We're not going to say it.
![Kristen Stewart](https://npr.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/2e53526/2147483647/strip/true/crop/1972x1482+0+0/resize/880x661!/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.npr.org%2Fassets%2Fimg%2F2013%2F02%2F24%2F162548737_15320605-7c762a9588cf7b4fc1b8d6280de791ddb260b1b0.jpg)
Tommy Lee Jones showed up either to collect a Best Supporting Actor Oscar, or TO FIND GOLD IN THEM THAR HILLS DADGUMMIT!
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt looks so cute that girl from Beasts of the Southern Wild is going to make him into a purse next year.
![Joseph Gordon-Levitt](https://npr.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/fc062dd/2147483647/strip/true/crop/2022x1518+0+0/resize/880x661!/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.npr.org%2Fassets%2Fimg%2F2013%2F02%2F24%2F162539431_153179091-ab2588b824fea31b8ecb56e30c9da35f6531d4d4.jpg)
For the first time in history, these words make sense together: Sexy Deep Space Nine.
![Naomi Watts](https://npr.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/3a89014/2147483647/strip/true/crop/2021x1518+0+0/resize/880x661!/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.npr.org%2Fassets%2Fimg%2F2013%2F02%2F24%2F162541856_15318531-79f3d08c26dbf980a0dd936bb6a6d784b1b4ffac.jpg)
Little Q could be the first winner carrying a puppy purse since Jon Voight in 1978.
![Quvenzhane Wallis](https://npr.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/6172778/2147483647/strip/true/crop/2004x1506+0+0/resize/880x661!/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.npr.org%2Fassets%2Fimg%2F2013%2F02%2F24%2F162538674_15317545-b603cd7283924ddfaa0685aacee801796ee790f9.jpg)
Tim Burton wears his cummerbund as incorrectly as possible.
![Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton](https://npr.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/664ad19/2147483647/strip/true/crop/1920x1440+0+0/resize/880x660!/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.npr.org%2Fassets%2Fimg%2F2013%2F02%2F24%2F162541618_15318427-afd99f7c10d101e189828daea602cbd27495d4e7.jpg)
Katniss's dresses are a lot more beautiful and a lot less burny since she fired Cinna.
![Jennifer Lawrence](https://npr.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/8f2350b/2147483647/strip/true/crop/2892x2235+0+0/resize/880x680!/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.npr.org%2Fassets%2Fimg%2F2013%2F02%2F24%2F517666641_15317793_custom-5e9b2b0ad72de3d9c486dcae012f056cf895fe4b.jpg)
Always going above and beyond, Oscars Host Seth MacFarlane drew and animated his parents himself.
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